That point in a piece of fanfiction where you can tell something embarrassing is about to happen so you start fucking around on tumblr because you’re a huge baby with a crippling overabudance of empathy.
I do this with every media I consume. I pause movies and have to walk around and prepare myself for second-hand embarrassment sometimes.
I was walking through a local trail next to a dog park and in big freakin’ letters Dana was carved into the tree. The beach trees also had broken limbs that formed eyes.
there are trees around where I live that look like that too.
DONT GO TO THE DOG PARK DONT LOOK AT THE DOG DONT EVEN THINK ABOUT THE DOG PARK
Medusa by Guido Mocafico.
It’s a cute little thing though.
Sometimes it is hard to remember that owls are incredibly dangerous predators seen by cultures throughout the world as ill omens. Especially when they look like toasted marshmallows.
My boss once described them as flying pillows filled with seething hatred.
Further confirming that owls are the avian equivalent of cats.
And if I should ever fall in love again
With someone new
It could never be the way
It will never be the way
I loved you
“Ramsey runs this town. You know he told his crew to kill cops, for a game? The LSPD lost five guys that day. That’s some fucked up shit.”
au where everything is the same except
- geoff the loophole guy
- jack “rage quit” pattillo
- [ryan noises]
- gavin the creator of achievement hunter
- michael the rose guy
- ray the build the house guy
things I want to wear
Dancing Groot made me so happy.